Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. » read more »

Just saw a good comment from Vox Day's blog:

"Is it time to water the tree of liberty yet?"

Of course, considering the original quote, that is a double-edged sword.

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!'

The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' » read more »

Unverified, but easily believable: » read more »

I ran across this blog post a while back (Vox linked to it), and I wanted to pass it along. Too funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country » read more »

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering. » read more »

You know your wife needs a break from the kids when...

...it's two weeks into the summer break, you get home from work, and she says "How was school today?" (Sure, there are other reasons she might make a slip like this, but I've considered them all, and this is the only one I feel save in verbalizing.)

This story is pretty funny. It seems that a Muslim in England requested a female instructor for his wife, who is a driving student. The school sent a transgendered man (who, based on the photo in the article, isn't doing a particularly good job of passing as a woman). Not surprisingly, this was unacceptable to the Muslim. Of course, the Muslim's attitude was unacceptable to the politically correct morons who think that gender is whatever you want it to be. » read more »

I got to my office early this morning, ready to get a jump on my work day. As I approached the door, I saw that the carpet in the hallway was wet, as though water was coming from behind the wall. I happened to know that behind the wall in that spot was the sink in our breakroom. So, I had a pretty good idea of what I would see when I opened the door. » read more »